Hot off the presses:
“Hardee's on Monday rolled out its new Country Breakfast Burrito -- two egg omelets filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla. The burrito contains 920 calories and 60 grams of fat.”
Congratulations Hardee’s. No one thought it could be done. But now it is in fact possible for a normal, healthy adult to get coronary disease at one sitting; and all in the context of a nation that has “biggie-sized” itself right out of its own britches.
So let’s all raise our glasses -- our bacon-grease-filled glasses -- and toast our beloved Hardee’s: killing a nation one pound at a time.
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