Everyone has a dream. At some point in my life, I want to throw a head of lettuce as hard as I can through the strings of a harp -- and then eat the salad that ensues.
Perhaps I should dream a little bigger, huh?
Anyone else have a random, less-than-noble goal in life? A completely pointless personal indulgence? Or am I alone in my weirdness?
I think I know the answer to that last question.

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