"Battle of the Advertising Mascots" -- Round 1

                               

Ronald McDonald vs. The Burger King.

Ronald McDonald’s special skills – 1.creeping out children  2.calling upon Grimace, gelatinous friend, to sit on opponent  3.summoning the “Fry Guys” to annoy opponent to death

The Burger King’s special skills – 1. REALLY creeping out children  2.“pointy crown of doom”  3.distract opponent with his puffy pants

Outcome – Although the Burger King packs a whopper of a punch, everyone knows that McDonald’s is better.  Just one more mascot that “got served” by Ronald.

Wikipedia entry for “Ronald McDonald”