-That veggies would immediately start tasting so good to my 4-year-old -- that we would have to make him stop eating so many.
-That I could immediately fast-forward the “media election coverage” parts of my life.
-That powdered donuts would suddenly and magically become low-fat and chock-full o’ vitamins and minerals.
-That innovators would invent a small portion of bathroom tile directly behind the commode that was self-cleaning. Because as it is, to clean this area, there is no other option -- you MUST hug the bowl.
-That I could bottle and give away to others the feeling that I get when my sons laugh so hard that it doesn’t make a sound..
-That there truly was some way to “taste the rainbow.” (I’m imagining sort of an orange-sherbet flavor myself)
-That there were more words that rhyme with “orange” (and “sherbet”, too, for that matter).
(For the seven people who still read this blog -- feel free to post your own wishes in the comments section:-)
