Well, Valentine’s Day is upon us, and our guest bloggers today are Mo and Bro. Actually, they forced their way on here by threatening to TP my house if I didn’t let them. Rockbox claims absolutely no responsibility for this post -- but here goes anyway: Valentine’s Day tips from the Blue Suede Brothers:
Mo and Bro’s 10 Romantic Tips for Guys
1. Get her a window seat at McDonald’s.
2. Grooming is important. Brush your teeth on a rotation, like Monday-Wednesday-Friday, so it’ll be easier to remember.
3. Talk about yourself a lot, so she won’t feel pressured to come up with something to say.
4. Cover your mouth when you belch.
5. Get her practical gifts, like a boat-battery charger.
6. Honesty is of the utmost importance. If she gains a little weight, tell her.
7. Send her silk or plastic flowers –- they last longer, and she deserves the best.
8. Compliment the people she loves, like “Gee, your sister sure is pretty!”
9. When you fall asleep during one of those romantic movies, try not to snore.
10. Advice from personal experience: If you write her a poem, don’t compare her to a monster truck.
Before they spread any more of their “wisdom” -- let me get back in the driver’s seat and remind you that Rockbox is the place for your Valentine’s celebration. We’re teaming up with the Nimitz Museum, and one ticket price covers your dinner, a romantic show at your favorite live theater, and a dance hosted by a professional dee-jay. Just click here to learn more. This is your bloggin’ dee-jay, Johnny Hits, saying “Th-th-th-that’s all folks. . .”
